A Ticket to “Ride” January 15, 2006
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A nurse and two cameramen were arrested at the Munich beer festival for filming a porn movie on the city’s famous big wheel.
The 21-year-old registered nurse, unnamed due to German privacy laws, and her two acquaintances were spotted ‘filming sexual acts’ by three Italian tourists in another carriage of the ride.
The Oktoberfest tourists alerted authorities, who detained the nurse and the filmmakers – a 25-year-old student and a 30-year-old teacher.
Munich police released a statement saying: “The trio were spotted in the carriage with filming equipment.
“The 21-year-old suddenly disrobed and produced a sex toy that she began to use while the other two filmed her.”
The three have been charged with public indecency.
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Smile, You’re on… January 15, 2006
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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Vandals who broke into and wrecked a northern Mexican primary school over the Christmas holidays were thoughtful enough to leave the photocopied mug shot of one of their gang at the scene of the crime.
Mexican television showed a black-and-white print on Tuesday of the squashed, chubby face and hands of a young boy. The photocopy was made at the school in the northern city of Monterrey and left among smashed chairs and torn books.
Headmistress Maria del Rosario Gomez told Televisa news it was the third time the school had been vandalized, and said some of her own pupils were likely to blame.
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Polygamy on Steroids! January 15, 2006
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A Bosnian pensioner who claims to have been married 162 times has said he wants to marry at least another 100 women.
Nedeljko Ilincic, 75, from Milosevac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, said he first got married when he was 15 and since then it has been “just one wife after another”.
He said he now plans to see if his “feat” is worthy of a place in the Guinness Book of Records.
The former waiter, who has 14 children from different marriages, told local weekly Svet: “I first got married when I was only 15.
“I did it mainly because my parents wanted me to marry a woman named Joka, even though she was 20 years older than me, because her family was rich.
“I soon divorced her though because I didn’t like her and after that it was just one wife after another. I seemed to be getting either married or divorced all the time.
“The length of the marriages was always different, sometimes I’d spend a few years with my wife, other times it would just be a week. I must hold the record though.”
And the former waiter, who is currently single, said that at 75 he had not lost his appetite for marriage.
He said: “I’m still very popular with the ladies. At the moment there are two I could choose from, Janja and Dragica, who are both from Gradacac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, and I’ve heard one of my ex-wives Petra also wants me back.
“I may be getting on a bit, but I’m not ready to give up on love just yet. Another 100 marriages would probably calm me down.”
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So What Will the Charge Be? January 15, 2006
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Impersonating a canine?
Police are hunting two thieves after one stole a purse from an elderly woman while his accomplice pretended to be a dog.
Police in Stockton-on-Tees say it was one of the most unusual distraction burglaries they’ve ever encountered.
The two men barged into a house owned by a brother and sister in their nineties just after midday on Saturday, reports local ITV news.
One of the thieves then dropped to his knees and started to bark like a dog and crawl around on all fours.
Police say while the shocked 90-year-old woman and her brother, 93, looked on in disbelief, the second man grabbed the woman’s purse and the pair ran off.
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WOW John, Been working Out Lately? January 14, 2006
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A man with a bulging arm was arrested after police found more than $10,000 in cash in his sleeve, money allegedly stolen from a Long Island post office, authorities said Wednesday.
John Howard, 36, of Coram, was stopped by police on Tuesday after he was observed behaving strangely on a street in Shirley, said Suffolk County Police Detective Lt. James Maher. Howard was wet and dirty and had a large bulge protruding from his left sleeve, he said.
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Lawyer Kidnaps Client January 14, 2006
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A lawyer faces a felony charge of kidnapping for allegedly abducting a client from his wedding celebration in an attempt to collect legal fees.
Police say Paula Allen, 51, took Rolando Castelan from his Dec. 10 wedding and then drove him around in handcuffs as Castelan called friends and family from a cell phone to scrounge up the money he owed his lawyer, the Waco Tribune-Herald reported for its Friday edition.
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Where’s the “Hole” in This Thing? January 14, 2006
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Shop assistant found naked with mannequin.
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Hot Honeymoon Nights January 14, 2006
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The best man at a Virginia wedding has been sentenced to nine years in prison for torching the groom’s house during the honeymoon.
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New Meaning to This is a “Stick-up” January 14, 2006
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Police in El Salvador say two naked men who came out of a hole in the road were bank robbers.
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Safe Monument Sex January 14, 2006
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Activists face fine for giant condom.
Activists who unrolled a 60-foot condom over a monument in Serbia to promote safe sex are now facing legal action.
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